Morning editionMonday 31 August 2026
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Ciphers

Read the columns, rail

Medium. Columnar transposition. Keyword RAIL.

Ciphers

Playfair, Tesla

Hard. Playfair square. Keyword TESLA. I/J share. X fills doubles.

Ciphers

Pigpen at the chopsticks

Easy. The old Masonic alphabet. One word.

Ciphers

Five by five, good news

Easy–medium. Polybius square. I and J share a cell.

Ciphers

Five and eight

Medium–hard. Affine cipher. E(x) = (5x + 8) mod 26. A=0.

Ciphers

Bacon on the desk

Medium. Baconian cipher. Five a/b symbols a letter. A=aaaaa.

Tech

Blindsight human trials in the window

Elon Musk said on 24 August 2026 that Blindsight human implants are six to 12 months out. FDA Breakthrough designation is 17 September 2024. There are still zero human Blindsight implants on the public record.

Tech

VOICE is the speech trial

Neuralink’s VOICE study (NCT07224256) is recruiting at UT Southwestern. Enrollment is listed as six. Start 3 October 2025, primary completion October 2028. The speech stack is a different product from Telepathy’s cursor.

Live · Australia

One Nation takes Secret Harbour

Luke Herdegen is One Nation’s first Western Australian lower-house MP after the 29 August 2026 by-election. Labor’s Georgia Tree conceded on 30 August.

Tech

Twenty-one Neuralnauts

Neuralink says 21 people are now in human trials worldwide. The company’s own Telepathy post puts numbers on bits per second, hours a day, and a safety line of zero serious device-related events.

Computing

XMG puts 240 Hz OLED on the NEO 16

Schenker’s gaming line finally gives the NEO 16 the 240 hertz OLED that used to sit on the FUSION 16. Core Ultra 9 290HX Plus, RTX 50-series, from €3,199, order now.

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